Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility! Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea. Tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim. Underwear inside out. Bound with electrical tape. Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.