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Lord Caron and Ser Guyardof King Renly’s Rainbow Guard
nahh
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“Since Lord Renly died, he has been troubled byterrible nightmares,” the boy had confided to his father. “Maester’s potions donot touch them. Only the Lady Melisandre can soothe him to sleep.”Is that why she shares his pavilion now? Davos wondered. To pray withhim? Or does she have another way to soothe him to sleep?
ughh
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A chill crept down Tyrion’s spine as he realized what the sellsword washinting at. If Tommen was king ...There was only one way Tommen would become king.
well it gets done eventually
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hey say that you’ve filled the city with swaggeringsellswords and unwashed savages, brutes who take what they want and followno laws but their own. They say you exiled Janos Slynt because you foundhim too bluff and honest for your liking. They say you threw wise and gentlePycelle into the dungeons when he dared raise his voice against you. Someeven claim that you mean to seize the Iron Throne for your own.”
bruh he's trying to help out those fools
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shouting men behind a tanner’s shop. The gold cloaks found her wanderingnaked on Sowbelly Row
WHAT
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igh Septon, ripped apart as hesquealed to his gods for mercy. Starving men take a hard view of priests toofat to walk, Tyrion reflected.
thats insanee
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Cersei reared up like a viper. “Your place is where my brother says it is,”she spit. “The Hand speaks with the king’s own voice, and disobedience istreason.”
huh
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For half a heartbeat, Tyrion thought he glimpsed fear in the Hound’s darkeyes. Fire, he realized. The Others take me, of course he hates fire, he’s tastedit too well.
oh yeahh
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“You would call me ugly, you?” Hestarted to raise the bloody sword still clutched in his mailed fist. Bronnshoved Tyrion unceremoniously behind him.
the thought of bronn doing that is so funny
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The dwarf slapped his flushed face so hard the crown flew from Joffrey’shead. Then he shoved him with both hands and knocked him sprawling. “Youblind bloody fool.”
he deserves that
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. Ser Mandon was helping the shakenking off his horse when Cersei, Tommen, and Lancel rode through the gateswith Ser Mery
where's sansa??
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King Joffrey and King Robb and KingStannis were forgotten, and King Bread ruled alone.
lmao
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and even“Renly!”
theyre so late
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Sansa Stark said, “and the twins Ser Arryk and Ser Errykdied with tears on their cheeks after each had given the other a mortalwound.”“Be quiet, or I’ll have Ser Meryn give you a mortal wound,” Joffrey told
this is kinda funny but i like the "but i saw you crying" line more
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Bold Wind
third wind name and second ship with it
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Lady Lyanna
nahh thats crazy
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When the time came to part,it was Prince Tommen who cried, and Myrcella who gave him comfort.
he's so sweet :(
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“You are a stranger who means to land on their shores
like aegon the conqueror
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Dany had not theleast idea of how to train a dragon
there's a movie for that!
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give me an army?” she demanded. “Will there be gold for me in Asshai? Willthere be ships? What is there in Asshai that I will not find in Qarth?”
asshai?? uhh
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“And now his powers grow, Khaleesi. And you are the cause of it.”“Me?” She laughed. “How could that be?”The woman stepped closer and lay two fingers on Dany’s wrist. “You arethe Mother of Dragons, are you not?”
oo ok so yeah every mmagic is growing stronger
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“I mean to sail to Westeros, and drink the wine of vengeance from the skullof the Usurper.”
someone said something similar before like thrinking out of bloody skulls
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Will he fight for me as well? There wasno way to be certain after so many years.
well he hasnt really declared for anyone yet
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Ser Jorah she had leftbehind today, to guard her other dragons;
wait is this when they get stolen
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A widow brought thedried corpse of her husband, covered with a crust of silvered leaves;
HELP
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The Qartheen were nothing if not polite.
interesting people
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and his bones must be laid to rest beneath Winterfell.”
i hope they can do that before theon raids
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Bones, Catelyn thought. This is not Ned, this is not the man I loved, thefather of my children. His hands were clasped together over his chest, skeletalfingers curled about the hilt of some longsword, but they were not Ned’shands, so strong and full of life. They had dressed the bones in Ned’s surcoat,the fine white velvet with the direwolf badge over the heart, but nothingremained of the warm flesh that had pillowed her head so many nights, thearms that had held her. The head had been rejoined to the body with finesilver wire, but one skull looks much like another, and in those empty hollowsshe found no trace of her lord’s dark grey eyes, eyes that could be soft as afog or hard as stone. They gave his eyes to crows, she remembered
:((
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“I would look on him,” she repeated.
its ill omen to look at the dead cat :(
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“Ned?”The sisters lowered their gaze. Utherydes said, “Ser Cleos brought himfrom King’s Landing, my lady.”“Take me to him,” she commanded.
:((
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JonArryn was twenty years older than our father, however noble.
older than her father??
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Her father’s hands clutched at hers, fluttering like two frightened whitebirds. “That stripling ... wretched boy ... not speak that name to me, yourduty ... your mother, she would ...” Lord Hoster cried as a spasm of painwashed over him. “Oh, gods forgive me, forgive me, forgive me. Mymedicine ...”
he knowss
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. This plan will work, Cat, you’ll see.”
uhhh im scared
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“A ward can easily become a hostage, if need be.
theon...
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Roose Bolton wed another, I hear.
oh cuz his other sons dead (presumably)
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Only my sweet brother would crowd all these useless mouths into a castlethat might soon be under siege. Catelyn knew that Edmure had a soft heart;sometimes she thought his head was even softer. She loved him for it, yetstill ...
its crazy how the tullys have teld riverrun for so long when none of them are particulary strong
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Once, she would have named Tyrionthe least dangerous of the Lannisters. Now she was not so certain.
i'd say maybe jaime
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This was the Imp’s work, Catelyn suspected; it stank of the same sort ofcunning he had displayed at the Eyrie.
yeah but atleast they failed
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but Ser Cortnay will not consent.”He risks all for a baseborn boy whose blood is not even his own,
dos he plant to make him heir or something or is it just baratheon loyalty
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As she claspedthe other woman’s hands between her own, Catelyn could not help but smile.How many times did I watch Ned accept a man’s oath of service? Shewondered what he would think if he could see her now.
he'd be proud
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“No, but you have courage. Not battle courage perhaps but ... I don’tknow ... a kind of woman’s courage. And I think, when the time comes, youwill not try and hold me back. Promise me that. That you will not hold meback from Stannis.”
she better be the one to murder him in the end she has to
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She looked up. “I could serve you. If you would have me.”Catelyn was startled. “Why me?”The question seemed to trouble Brienne. “You helped me.
YES I LOVED THIS DUO IN THE SHOW
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“He’s not. Robert was never the rightful king either, even Renly said asmuch. Jaime Lannister murdered the rightful king, after Robert killed hislawful heir on the Trident. Where were the gods then? The gods don’t careabout men, no more than kings care about peasants.”
exactly its not about who's the true heir its about who can fight for it and maintain it
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I have no skill with swords, but that does notmean that I do not dream of riding to King’s Landing and wrapping my handsaround Cersei Lannister’s white throat and squeezing until her face turnsblack.”
i love seeing her more vicious side
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, but she never chattered, nor wept, nor laughed. She hadridden with them every day and slept among them every night without evertruly becoming one of them.
:((
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howed him the way, that Grey Wind of his.
yess grey wind is so smart
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‘Wolf in the Night,
yay he got a song
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Castamere
noo rains of castamere
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Martyn Rivers had made his camp in the shell of a shattered holdfast,beside a roofless stable and a hundred fresh graves.
was gonna say maybe arya's one but 100 is too many
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LordTywin, why didn’t I say Lord Tywin?
for the plot :(
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A few mouthfuls of dark meat still clung to one thigh. He forgot, but nowhe’s remembered, Arya thought. It made her feel bad for telling Jaqen to killhim. She got off the bench and went to the head of the table.“I saw you looking at me.” Weese wiped his fingers on the front of hershift. Then he grabbed her throat with one hand and slapped her with theother.
oh wtf
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Yes, Arya thought. Yes, it’s you who ought to run, you and Lord Tywin andthe Mountain and Ser Addam and Ser Amory and stupid Ser Lyonel whoeverhe is, all of you better run or my brother will kill you, he’s a Stark, he’s morewolf than man, and so am I.
i love how sansa and arya are always so confident in robb
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... not natural, coming on them so fast, in the night and all. He’s morewolf than man, all them Starks are ...”
i reallyyy hope its revealed how exactly he did that but his wolf warging an stuff def helped
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Maybe I should say HotPie’s name to Jaqen
woah??
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“Last nightHot Pie asked me if I heard you yell Winterfell back at the holdfast, when wewere all fighting on the wall.”
stopp i forgot about that lmao
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Weasel,” Weese
i hate how similar their names are
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ord Tywin Lannister was marching at last
oh no oh no
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Theon smiled. “It’s not Torrhen’s Square I mean to take.”
ughrugh fuck you
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“I am no Stark.” Lord Eddard saw to that.
something about cat hating jon and ned being distant from theon which leads both boys to leave and try to find their place in the world
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Qarl the Maid
oh ik his name
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He gave me more smiles than my father and Eddard Starktogether. Even Robb ... he ought to have won a smile the day he’d saved Branfrom that Wildling, but instead he’d gotten a scolding, as if he were somecook who’d burned the stew.
i would feel bad but theon lierally couldve hurt bran or even killed him instead
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ememberinghow elated he’d felt after the Whispering Wood, and wondering why this didnot taste as sweet.
because your betraying everyone
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He could imagine what Eddard Stark wouldhave said. Yet that thought made him angry too. Stark is dead and rotting, andnaught to me, he reminded himself.
youll learn eventually...i hope
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“You will come as well. You command here. The offering should comefrom you.”That was more than Theon could stomach. “You are the priest, Uncle, Ileave the god to you. Do me the same kindness and leave the battles to me.”
can't even kill a man smh
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THEON
ugh
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“Tyrion, I know we do not always agree on policy, but it seems to me that Iwas wrong about you. You are not so big a fool as I imagined. In truth, Irealize now that you have been a great help. For that I thank you. You mustforgive me if I have spoken to you harshly in the past.”“Must I?” He gave her a shrug, a smile. “Sweet sister, you have saidnothing that requires forgiveness.”“Today, you mean?” They both laughed ... and Cersei leaned over andplanted a quick, soft kiss on his brow.
oh yeah that IS strange
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Littlefinger glanced at Tyrion with a sly smile. “I shall need to give thatsome consideration. No doubt I’ll think of something.”
harrenhall...
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“You mean to send one of the council?”
nooo
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“Joffrey is betrothed to Sansa Stark,” Cersei objected.“Marriage contracts can be broken. What advantage is there in wedding theking to the daughter of a dead traitor?”
free my girl
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“Dear dear Petyr,” said Varys, “are you not concerned that yours might bethe next name on the Hand’s little list?”“Before you, Varys? I should never dream of it.”“Mayhaps we will be brothers on the Wall together, you and I.” Varysgiggled again.
lmao
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Several men-at-arms believe a woman did the fell deed, but cannotagree on which woman
melisandre!!
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“It will not matter. The dream was green, Bran, and the green dreams donot lie.”
not if you interpret it differently
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“I dreamed of theman who came today, the one they call Reek. You and your brother lay deadat his feet, and he was skinning off your faces with a long red blade.”
WOAH
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“Why would the gods send a warning if wecan’t heed it and change what’s to come?”“I don’t know,” Jojen said sadly
actually yeah
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Ser Rodrik frowned. “Well, should it happen that I need to ride againstthese raiders myself, I shan’t take Alebelly, then. He didn’t see me drowned,did he? No? Good.”
i think you get beheaded :(
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Raiders in longships, plundering fishing villages. Raping andburning. Leobald Tallhart has sent his nephew Benfred to deal with them, butI expect they’ll take to their ships and flee at the first sight of armed men.”
also greyjoys??
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Bran had heardmen saying that when Ser Rodrik had smashed down the door he found herwith her mouth all bloody and her fingers chewed off.
:((
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The Bastard himself was dead,
HUH I THOUGHT HE WAS RAMSEY??
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him murder LadyHornwood,
NOOO
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Alebelly was the only one who paid the warning any heed. He went to talkto Jojen himself, and afterward stopped bathing and refused to go near thewell. Finally he stank so bad that six of the other guards threw him into a tubof scalding water and scrubbed him raw while he screamed that they weregoing to drown him like the frogboy had said.
i feel bad for him
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“A knight is what you want. A warg is what you are. You can’t change that,Bran, you can’t deny it or push it away. You are the winged wolf, but you willnever fly.” Jojen got up and walked to the window. “Unless you open youreye.” He put two fingers together and poked Bran in the forehead, hard.
characters who wanna defy their faiths such a good trope
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“Warg,” said Jojen Reed.Bran looked at him, his eyes wide. “What?”“Warg. Shapechanger. Beastling. That is what they will call you, if theyshould ever hear of your wolf dreams.”
and thats what the starks are doing now
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“Does my lord prince believe me now? Will he trust my words, no matterhow queer they sound in his ears?”Bran nodded.“It is the sea that comes.”“The sea?”
THE GREYJOYS UGH
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“The way’s easy. Look for the Ice Dragon, and chase the blue star in therider’s eye.”
huh
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They like thetaste of this dish better than I do.
yupp
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Aegon
aegon?? yall are not targs
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Bran was glad for Robb’s victory, but disquieted as well. He rememberedwhat Osha had said the day that his brother had led his army out of Winterfell.He’s marching the wrong way, the wildling woman had insisted.“Sadly, no victory is without cost.” Maester Luwin turned to the Walders.“My lords, your uncle Ser Stevron Frey was among those who lost their livesat Oxcross. He took a wound in the battle, Robb writes. It was not thought tobe serious, but three days later he died in his tent, asleep.”Big Walder shrugged. “He was very old. Five-and-sixty, I think. Too old forbattles. He was always saying he was tired.”
so thats what the dream meant
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sometimes Rickon forgot ... willfully,
wtf thats so sad :(
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Even before Jon stood and shook it out, he knew what he had: the blackcloak of a Sworn Brother of the Night’s Watch.
hmm ben stark?? maybe someone else who went missing
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. Dragonglass.What the maesters call obsidian.
children of the forest
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“There’s no smellto cold.”There is, thought Jon, remembering the night in the Lord Commander’schambers. It smells like death.
uh oh
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Ghost balked again. He paddedforward warily to sniff at the gap in the stones, and then retreated, as if he didnot like what he’d smelled.
magic barriers?
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As the long fingers of dawn
this line was so common in the odyessy
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“Let the three of you call for a GreatCouncil, such as the realm has not seen for a hundred years. We will send toWinterfell, so Bran may tell his tale and all men may know the Lannisters forthe true usurpers. Let the assembled lords of the Seven Kingdoms choose who
you sweet summer child or whateevr they say
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“Bran knowstoo,” she whispered, lowering her head. Gods be good, he must have seensomething, heard something, that was why they tried to kill him in his bed.
she's piecing it all together
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Would I do any less for my own? Catelynclenched her hands, feeling the tightness in her scarred fingers where theassassin’s steel had cut to the bone as she fought to save her son.
i-i love her
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There was as much beauty in the Crone as in the Maiden, and theMother could be fiercer than the Warrior when her children were in danger.Yes ..
all of them are cat, she is the mother ofc and somewhat the wise crone, the beautiful maiden full of hope, the firece warrior, has the strength of the builder as she keeps the family together after inhertiang the father
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that it was hersister’s face on the wall, though the eyes were harder than she recalled, notLysa’s eyes but Cersei’s. Cersei is a mother too. No matter who fathered thosechildren, she felt them kick inside her, brought them forth with her pain andblood, nursed them at her breast. If they are truly Jaime’s ...“Does Cersei pray to you too, my lady?” Catelyn asked the Mother. Shecould see the proud, cold, lovely features of the Lannister queen etched upon
something about ned and cat hating cersei but still thinking of her at times and somewhat caring for her
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but the truth was that food had lost its savor in aworld without Ned. When they took his head off, they killed me too
URHGRGN
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I have come so manythousands of leagues, and for what? Who have I served? I have lost mydaughters, Robb does not want me, and Bran and Rickon must surely think mea cold and unnatural mother. I was not even with Ned when he died ...
UFHEWUIJND MY HEART WTF
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She was always so calm, Catelyn thought,remembering her mother’s soft hands, her warm smile. If she had lived, howdifferent our lives might have been. She wondered what Lady Minisa wouldmake of her eldest daughter, kneeling here before her.
thats so alicent core of her
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She evenglimpsed Arya in those lines, just for an instant.
yess she'll be a great warrior i feel like
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Jon Snow.
catelyn jon mention??
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And the seventh face ... the Stranger was neither male nor female, yet both,ever the outcast, the wanderer from far places, less and more than human,unknown and unknowable. Here the face was a black oval, a shadow withstars for eyes.
interesting interesting
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my own sons as well. Watch over Robb and Bran and Rickon. Would that Iwere with them.”A crack ran down through the Mother’s left eye. It made her look as if shewere crying.
thats not a good sign :(
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A lie came to her suddenly, but itseemed so right that she blurted it out at once. “This tower was where myfather’s men were slain. Their ghosts would give me terrible dreams, and Iwould see their blood wherever I looked.”
she's learning
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With Chellaor Timett by your side, no one would dare offer you harm.”
you shouldve agreed to them
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I pray for Robb’s victory and Joffrey’s death ... and for home. ForWinterfell.
you get 2 out of 3 atleast
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You are a child still, are you not? Orhave you flowered?”
ew what
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Sorcery is the sauce fools spoon over failure to hide theflavor of their own incompetence
fire line ngl
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They’ve put me in Arya’s oldbedchamber, from when Father was the Hand of the King. All her things aregone and the furnishings have been moved around, but it’s the same ...
oh :(
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. One was gold and one was silver and one wasmade of human ears.
shaga i think? idk
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“Nothing to say, Your Grace?” his uncle went on. “Good. Learn to use yourears more and your mouth less, or your reign will be shorter than I am.Wanton brutality is no way to win your people’s love ... or your queen’s.”
and short it will be
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Boros slammed a fist into Sansa’s belly, driving the air out of her. Whenshe doubled over, the knight grabbed her hair and drew his sword, and for onehideous instant she was certain he meant to open her throat. As he laid the flatof the blade across her thighs, she thought her legs might break from the forceof the blow. Sansa screamed. Tears welled in her eyes. It will be over soon.She soon lost count of the blows.“Enough,” she heard the Hound rasp.“No it isn’t,” the king replied. “Boros, make her naked.”Boros shoved a meaty hand down the front of Sansa’s bodice and gave ahard yank. The silk came tearing away, baring her to the waist. Sansa coveredher breasts with her hands. She could hear sniggers, far off and cruel. “Beather bloody,” Joffrey said, “we’ll see how her brother fancies—”
WHAT THE FUCK
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“Using some vilesorcery, your brother fell upon Ser Stafford Lannister with an army of wargs,not three days ride from Lannisport. Thousands of good men were butcheredas they slept, without the chance to lift sword. After the slaughter, thenorthmen feasted on the flesh of the slain.”
yeah sure BUT YAY ROBB WON
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A yellowcat was dying on the ground, mewling piteously, a crossbow quarrel through
WHAT NO
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ut her king, her Robb, had more wisdom at fifteen than thisyouth had ever learned. Or so she prayed.
yes...and no
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Renly laughed. “Loras, stay and help me pray. It’s been so long I’ve quiteforgotten how.
thats insane
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Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, shethought sadly. She’d play his squire just to touch him, and never care howgreat a fool they think her.
she'll get someone better!!
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I have failed Robb as I failed Ned, Catelyn thought.
noo dont say that
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It is past time I went back toRiverrun to close my father’s eyes, she thought. That much at least I can do. Imay be a poor envoy, but I am a good mourner, gods save me.
ugh i feel so bad for her
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“—humble?” Catelyn supplied.Renly laughed. “You must allow a king some flaws, my lady.”
theyre a funny pair
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a hundred thousand swords andspears and pikes.
wtf robb only has 20k
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“We shall see, brother.” Some of the light seemed to go out of the worldwhen Stannis slid his sword back into its scabbard. “Come the dawn, we shallsee.”
delusional
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Cersei Lannister is laughing herself breathless, Catelyn thought wearily.
HELP SHE WAS
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If truth be told, I’ve never liked you, Stannis, but you are my own blood,and I have no wish to slay you. So if it is Storm’s End you want, take it ... asa brother’s gift. As Robert once gave it to me, I give it to you.”“It is not yours to give. It is mine by rights.”Sighing, Renly half turned in the saddle. “What am I to do with this brotherof mine, Brienne? He refuses my peach, he refuses my castle, he evenshunned my wedding ...”“We both know your wedding was a mummer’s farce. A year ago you werescheming to make the girl one of Robert’s whores.”“A year ago I was scheming to make the girl Robert’s queen,” Renly said,“but what does it matter? The boar got Robert and I got Margaery. You’ll bepleased to know she came to me a maid.”“In your bed she’s like to die that way.”“Oh, I expect I’ll get a son on her within the year. Pray, how many sons doyou have, Stannis? Oh, yes—none.” Renly smiled innocently. “As to yourdaughter, I understand. If my wife looked like yours, I’d send my fool toservice her as well.”
they really are siblings
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but before he could draw steel his brother produced ... a peach.“Would you like one, brother?” Renly asked, smiling. “From Highgarden.You’ve never tasted anything so sweet, I promise you.” He took a bite. Juiceran from the corner of his mouth.“I did not come here to eat fruit.” Stannis was fuming.“My lords!” Catelyn said.
lmaoo
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Would even Cersei be so mad? Catelyn was speechless.
yuh
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“The whole of the realm denies it, brother,” said Renly. “Old men deny itwith their death rattle, and unborn children deny it in their mothers’ wombs.They deny it in Dorne and they deny it on the Wall. No one wants you fortheir king. Sorry.”
the sorry at the end lmao
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“And brothers,” a cheerful voice called out behind her.
he's so silly, he's gonna die
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“I am sorry for your lord’s death,” he said, “though EddardStark was no friend to me.”“He was never your enemy, my lord. When the Lords Tyrell and Redwyneheld you prisoned in that castle, starving, it was Eddard Stark who broke thesiege.”“At my brother’s command, not for love of me,” Stannis answered. “LordEddard did his duty, I will not deny it. Did I ever do less? I should have beenRobert’s Hand.”“That was your brother’s will. Ned never wanted it.”“Yet he took it. That which should have been mine. Still, I give you myword, you shall have justice for his murder.”
man he's so bad at talking with people
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The songs said that Storm’s End had been raised in ancient days by Durran,the first Storm King, who had won the love of the fair Elenei, daughter of thesea god and the goddess of the wind. On the night of their wedding, Eleneihad yielded her maidenhood to a mortal’s love and thus doomed herself to amortal’s death, and her grieving parents had unleashed their wrath and sentthe winds and waters to batter down Durran’s hold. His friends and brothersand wedding guests were crushed beneath collapsing walls or blown out tosea, but Elenei sheltered Durran within her arms so he took no harm, andwhen the dawn came at last he declared war upon the gods and vowed torebuild.
huh interesting story
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Catelyn wondered how long the grove had stood, and whetherNed had rested here when he led his host south to lift the last siege of Storm’sEnd. He had won a great victory that day, all the greater for being bloodless.Gods grant that I shall do the same, Catelyn prayed.
thats such soulmate behavior LIKE
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right to Gregor’s face. Ser, he never blinks, just says, ‘She is now,’ tosses the
kill this man
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Arya was dreaming of wolves running wild through the wood
nymeria!!
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I should have let the fire have them. Gendry said to, I should have listened.If she hadn’t thrown them that axe they’d all be dead.
i mean jaqen will help you later atleast
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en all the way around the lake chasing Beric Dondarrionand slaying rebels. We weren’t rebels, Arya thought. We were the Night’sWatch; the Night’s Watch takes no side.
they were so close :(
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When Arya askedwho it was, one of the guards told her that Lord Cerwyn had died.
NOOO
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When she thought of seeing Robb’s face again Arya had to bite her lip. And Iwant to see Jon too, and Bran and Rickon, and Mother. Even Sansa ... I’ll kissher and beg her pardons like a proper lady, she’ll like that.
ughh let her see them againn
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After thehanged men had stopped kicking, Vargo Hoat and Ser Harys embraced andkissed and swore to love each other always as Lord Tywin looked on.
HELP WHAT LMAOYTBFDTYY
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The Brave Companions
kina silly name ngl
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He could never remember that she was nowWeasel and kept calling her Arry, even though he knew she was a girl. Oncehe tried to slip her a hot apple tart, but he made such a clumsy job of it thattwo of the cooks saw. They took the tart away and beat him with a bigwooden spoon.
aww poor guy
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“So I’ve noted. Tell me—did Cersei have you knighted before or after shetook you into her bed?”The flicker in Lancel’s green eyes was all the admission Tyrion needed. SoVarys told it true. Well, no one can ever claim that my sister does not love herfamily. “What, nothing to say? No more warnings for me, ser?”
being in your thirties and sleeping with a 16 yr old.....
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She paid that no heed. “You were sitting at supper, but instead of a servant,Maester Luwin brought you your food. He served you the king’s cut off theroast, the meat rare and bloody, but with a savory smell that made everyone’smouth water. The meat he served the Freys was old and grey and dead. Yetthey liked their supper better than you liked yours.”
im confused but it does make me think of the red wedding
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“Perhaps magic was once a mighty force in the world, but no longer. Whatlittle remains is no more than the wisp of smoke that lingers in the air after agreat fire has burned out, and even that is fading. Valyria was the last ember,and Valyria is gone. The dragons are no more, the giants are dead, thechildren of the forest forgotten with all their lore.
nahh theyre coming back
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but in the course oftime, mountains rise and fall, rivers change their courses, stars fall from thesky, and great cities sink beneath the sea. Even gods die, we think. Everythingchanges.
kinda a banger
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“Only one maester in ahundred wears such a link. This signifies that I have studied what the Citadelcalls the higher mysteries—magic, for want of a better word. A fascinatingpursuit, but of small use, which is why so few maesters trouble themselveswith it.
noo but it sounds so interesting
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Supposedly the greenseers also hadpower over the beasts of the wood and the birds in the trees. Even fish. Doesthe Reed boy claim such powers?”“No. I don’t think. But he has dreams that come true sometimes, Meerasays.”“All of us have dreams that come true sometimes. You dreamed of yourlord father in the crypts before we knew he was dead, remember?”“Rickon did too. We dreamed the same dream.”
i mean they did bond with animals and stuff
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“There’s no need. Today is not the day I die.”“Do it!” she screamed, and her brother scrambled up the trunk
lmao
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and the golden man, the queen’s brother
atleast he connected that
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“Beyond the Wall.” Meera Reed hung the net from her belt. “When Jojentold our lord father what he’d dreamed, he sent us to Winterfell.”“How would I break the chains, Jojen?” Bran asked.“Open your eye.”“They are open. Can’t you see?”“Two are open.” Jojen pointed. “One, two.”“I only have two.”“You have three.
okayy more magic
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“My brother has the greensight,” said Meera. “He dreams things thathaven’t happened, but sometimes they do.”“There is no sometimes, Meera.” A look passed between them, him sad, herdefiant.
ohh this gets revealed now tooo??
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Sitting cross-legged under the weirwood, Jojen Reed regarded himsolemnly. “It would be good if you left Winterfell, Bran.”“It would?”“Yes. And sooner rather than later.”
theon...
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by seizing Lady Hornwood as she returned from the harvest feast, marryingher that very night even though he was young enough to be her son.
LAREADY??
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“My father taught me. We have no knights at Greywater. No master-at-arms, and no maester.”“Who keeps your ravens?”She smiled. “Ravens can’t find Greywater Watch, no more than ourenemies can.”“Why not?”“Because it moves,” she told him
huh interesting
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Sometimes he thinks of me as a child he must protect, andsometimes as a woman he would like to bed, but does he ever truly see me ashis queen?
eww
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“Then I grieve for you, Dragonmother, and for bleeding Westeros, bereft ofits rightful king.”Beneath Dany’s gentle fingers, green Rhaegal stared at the stranger witheyes of molten gold.
rhaegal the one named after rhaegar the true prince...
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“Ned Stark a traitor?” Ser Jorah snorted. “Not bloody likely. The LongSummer will come again before that one would besmirch his precious honor.”
atleast he knows that
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Usurper’s dogs, cold-eyed Eddard Stark with his frozen heart,
nooo he wanted to save you
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Dany had no wish to reduce King’s Landing to a blackened ruin full ofunquiet ghosts. She had supped enough on tears. I want to make my kingdombeautiful, to fill it with fat men and pretty maids and laughing children. I wantmy people to smile when they see me ride by, the way Viserys said they smiledfor my father.
see her destroying KL makes no sense
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Aegon’s Red Keep had a pool like this, and fragrantgardens full of lavender and mint. It must, surely. Viserys always said theSeven Kingdoms were more beautiful than any other place in the world.
i don't think so but you should make one
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and a great beak of a nose crusted with rubies,opals, and flakes of jade.
??
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My great bear, Dany thought. I am his queen, but I will always be his cubas well, and he will always guard me. It made her feel safe, but sad as well.She wished she could love him better than she did.
uhhh how about no
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“Qarth itself is hers, she has no need of baubles,” blue-lipped Pyat Preesang out from her other side. “It shall be as I promised, Khaleesi. Come withme to the House of the Undying, and you shall drink of truth and wisdom.”
so suspicious
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triped zorses
zorses?? you mean zebras
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Every night Arya would say their names. “Ser Gregor,” she’d whisper toher stone pillow. “Dunsen, Polliver, Chiswyck, Raff the Sweetling. TheTickler and the Hound. Ser Amory, Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, King Joffrey, QueenCersei.” Back in Winterfell, Arya had prayed with her mother in the sept andwith her father in the godswood, but there were no gods on the road toHarrenhal, and her names were the only prayer she cared to remember.
that scene!
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One boy of three would not stop callingfor his father, so they smashed his face in with a spiked mace.
nooo wtf
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he Mountain would come into the storehouse after he had broken his fastand pick one of the prisoners for questioning. The village folk would neverlook at him. Maybe they thought that if they did not notice him, he would notnotice them ... but he saw them anyway and picked whom he liked. Therewas no place to hide, no tricks to play, no way to be safe.
oh so it happened before harrenhall
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“How many have you betrayed, I wonder? Aerys, Eddard Stark,me ... King Robert as well? Lord Arryn, Prince Rhaegar? Where does itbegin, Pycelle?” He knew where it ended.
shouldve been aemon as maester smh
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’twas I whobid Aerys open his gates ...”That took Tyrion by surprise. He had been no more than an ugly boy atCasterly Rock when the city fell. “So the Sack of King’s Landing was yourwork as well?”
so he led to elia's death...kill him
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cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats.”Shagga hefted the huge double-bladed axe. “There are no goats, Halfman.”“Make do.”Roaring, Shagga leapt forward. Pycelle shrieked and wet the bed, urinespraying in all directions as he tried to scramble back out of reach.
wtf am i reading
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A thief, a poisoner, a mummer, and a murderer.”“Put them in crimson cloaks and lion helms, they’ll look no different fromany other guardsmen. I searched for some time for a ruse that might get theminto Riverrun before I thought to hide them in plain sight. They’ll ride in bythe main gate, flying Lannister banners and escorting Lord Eddard’s bones.”He smiled crookedly. “Four men alone would be watched vigilantly. Four
oh no...
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and to Jon Snow as well.
oh he still remembers him
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Ser Alliser frowned uncomfortably. “It ... rotted to pieces while I waited,unheard. There’s naught left to show but bones.”
NOO
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Ser Ilyn Payne stood mute, the hilt of Eddard Stark’s greatsword rising overone shoulder. “Ice,”
ugh give the sword back
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Is this the Cersei that Jaime sees? When she smiled, you saw how beautifulshe was, truly. I loved a maid as fair as summer, with sunlight in her hair. Healmost felt sorry for poisoning her.
insane
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pinch of fine powder into hers.
nvm bro why ruin the moment
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Tyrion threw back his head and roared. They laughed together. Cerseipulled him off the bed and whirled him around and even hugged him, for amoment as giddy as a girl. By the time she let go of him, Tyrion wasbreathless and dizzy. He staggered to her sideboard and put out a hand tosteady himself.
HELP WHAT LMAO
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Renly are fighting each other?” When he nodded, Cersei began to chuckle.“Gods be good,” she gasped, “I’m starting to believe that Robert was theclever one.”
ok but why are they a funny pair
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Is this the bed where Robert died? I’m surprised you kept it.”“It gives me sweet dreams,” she said
ok thats iconic
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At sixteen,
16?? oh nahh
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She laughed. “That’s fair. I liked you better when you were nine.”
theres something sad about that
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Outside the rain was falling harder than ever.
its raining rn
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When my sons
sons plural?
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“There’s my lord husband.” His sister reached down inside her gown anddrew a dirk from between her breasts. “And here’s my sweet suckling babe.”
i like her (i'll ignore the earlier stuff)
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Lord Balon occupied the Seastone Chair, carved in theshape of a great kraken from an immense block of oily black stone. Legendsaid that the First Men had found it standing on the shore of Old Wyk when
black stone? hmm
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he thought, outraged,and she said ... oh, gods, and I said ... He groaned. He could not possiblyhave made a more appalling fool of himself
atleast he's embarressed
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The lout paid him no mind. His face broke into a huge gap-toothed smileand he said, “Lady Asha. You’re back.”“Last night,” she said. “I sailed from Great Wyk with Lord Goodbrother,and spent the night at the inn. My little brother was kind enough to let me ridewith him from Lordsport.” She kissed one of the dogs on the nose and grinnedat Theon.
freaks all of them FREAKS
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Asha’s
oh her name's asha here
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“Smiler.” He gave her a hand, and pulled her up in front of him, where hecould put his arms around her as they rode. “I knew a man once who told methat I smiled at the wrong things.”
yeah you do
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but Theonnoted that oarsmen and townfolk alike grew quiet as they passed, andacknowledged him with respectful bows of the head. They have finallylearned who I am, he thought. And past time too
ohh nvm thats yara isn't it
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“You would be wherever you liked.”“I like to be on top.”Where has this wench been all my life?
so he wants to be dominated...
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“I’m Esgred. Ambrode’s daughter, and wife to Sigrin.”
phew its goo that she's not yara
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Ironborn, he knew at a glance; lean and long-legged, with black hair cut short,wind-chafed skin, strong sure hands, a dirk at her belt. Her nose was too bigand too sharp for her thin face, but her smile made up for it. He judged her afew years older than he was, but no more than five-and-twenty. She moved asif she were used to a deck beneath her feet.
thats yara isnt it
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Three hundred, thought Jon, against the fury of the wild.
such a small amry..
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who blew the Horn ofWinter and woke giants from the earth.
doesnt the winds of winter cover have a horn
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finished. “A bannerman who is brutal or unjust dishonors his liege lord aswell as himself.”
shouldve gotten rid of the boltons
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“My father ...” He hesitated.“Go on, Jon. Say what you would say.”“My father once told me that some men are not worth having,” Jon
and he's right
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“I have no time for this, I have horses to groom and saddle.” Jon walkedaway as confused as he was angry. Sam’s heart was as big as the rest of him,but for all his reading he could be as thick as Grenn at times. It wasimpossible, and dishonorable besides. So why do I feel so ashamed?
because yk its wrong to live a women in this situation where her baby will be killed
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“There’s always a bear,” declared Dolorous Edd in his usual tone ofgloomy resignation. “One killed my brother when I was young. Afterward itwore his teeth around its neck on a leather thong. And they were good teethtoo, better than mine. I’ve had nothing but trouble with my teeth.”
the truama dump is insane
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