Red Rover. Inappropriate labeling of children as animals. Also,the use of the word red evokes Communist undertones.Sardines. Unfairly leaves one child alone at the end as theloser--a term psychologists have deemed unacceptable.Hide-and-seek. No child need hide or be sought. The modern childruns free in search of himself.Baseball. Involves wrong-headed notions of stealing, errors andgruesome hit-and-run. Players should always be safe, never out.Hopscotch. Sounds vaguely alcoholic, not to mention demeaning toour friends of Scottish ancestry.Marbles. Winning others' marbles is overly capitalistic.Marco Polo. Mocks the blind.Capture the flag. Mimics war.Kick the can. Unfair to the can.
Bam. So, if you think about it, any game children play could be labeled as " inappropriate". So really if the want to ban dodgeball, you should ban all of these and we can play " Smear the Mirror".