Happy denouement of the history of Mr. Oldbuck.
BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTERS
Happy denouement of the history of Mr. Oldbuck.
BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTERS
turns over a new leaf.
HE HAD ANOTHER LEAF
Night having arrived, the rival, for greater security, snatches some winks of sleep without leaving hold of the wheelbarrow
That was your first mistake
In gratitude Mr. Oldbuck releases them, and sets out at his utmost speed-twenty leagues in two hours!!
That's nice I guess
The noise waking up the rival
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
The monks hearing a great noise behind them, are very uneasy, and cry out for help with all their might.
Why is their first thought to just yell like their trying to signal the other monks
Mr. Oldbuck's foot slipping, the wheelbarrow passes over him, and rushes down the hill with the speed of lightning.
Is this Flat Stanley's origin story?
politely
Politely? POLITELY? YOU BURIED THEM. YOU AINT POLITE.
When it is deep enough, Mr. Oldbuck slips gently out of the carriage, pushes the monks into the hole, and throws the earth upon them.
This man is a menace to society.
myriads of frogs
What ARE frogs?
The fire having consumed the bottom of the posts, Mr. Oldbuck and his beloved make their escape.
Yo this boy should buy a lottery ticket.
the monks,
NOT THE MONKS. OH GOD.
mounts his ladye-love on the ass,
how romantic
are abandoned by tbe herdsmen.
YEET
under the assumed name of Thyrsis,
alright we get it. geez.
The rival continues his aquatic amusement.
I guess he lives here now.
Having become extremely thin, Mr. Oldbuck takes her to the mountains to drink milk.
YO SHE AIN'T DEAD pt. 1
Mr. Oldbuck seeks a flower-enamelled bank to land upon.
well that's specific
Mr. Oldbuck hesitates not to plunge into the river to swim in pursuit of his beloved.
I think we've already established that he has absolutely no self-preservation so...
Excessive rage of Mr. Oldbuck, who, on reaching the banks of the river, sees his rival in possession of the carriage.
Why he looking like he bout to drop a mixtape
The diligence being overset, the beloved one, favored by fate, floats resignedly on the water.
YO SHE DEAD pt. 2
Mr. Oldbuck increasing his speed, advances at the rate of ten leagues an hour.
If you ain't out of control, you ain't in control.
unconscious of a little accident which has happened.
YO SHE DEAD
Mr. Oldbuck opens a communication with his ladye-love by means of the window.
k breaks a hole in the roof and disappears.
BRING THE DOG
Mr. Oldbuck seeks to establish a correspondence with his ladye-love.
Did he just drop a letter down a chimney
discovers his emaciated dog.
Why they leave the dog though
legion of enraged monks.
THEY GOTTA GET THE BEARD BACK
Mr. Oldbuck cuts off his beard.
wait. he just cuts his beard off? like chop chop there go ya beard? this boy petty.
At a loss to know what has happened to them, the family give themselves up to profound grief.
YELLING
at the whole family has been missing for three days.
If they're stuck on the roof I'm gonna yell.
Mr. Oldbuck, pursued by the police, disguises himself as an officer
The next Hitman game looks great.
saved
"saved"
Mr. Oldbuck sounds the chimney with his dog.
Not so good an owner. Never mind. I take it back
he draws his dog up after him
He's a nice owner. I guess.
He turns over a new leaf.
WHERE HE GETTIN THESE LEAVES
Dressed in a winding-sheet Mr. Oldbuck returns home, but is discovered and pursued as a ghost.
wasn't this an episode of the simpsons
He is stripped and left naked on the bank. Is found by the police, who take him away to be buried.
He is determined. I'll give him that.
Fifth Suicide.
This is not going to go the way you think.
charges the parents with his death;
I'M YELLING. THIS BOI WILD.
Mr. 0ldbuck amuses himself by drowning the porter who had pursued them.
Neutral good becomes neutral evil.
They continue to advance.
This boy is athletic.
Mr. Oldbuck loses heart and falls ill.
Guess that new leaf was kinda small.
He turns over a new leaf.
Dude goes from 0 to new leaf in 3.5.
monks
The real villain of the story I guess.
On reaching home
Aye yo. Where this pirate come from.
walk, treats him to a ride.
Neutral good pt. 2
He bewails the miserable condition of his steed.
HE HERE. COME GET HIM Y'ALL. ASPCA where you at?
is to commit no robbery.
Neutral good.
Mr. Oldbuck turns hermit.
0 to hermit in 2.5.
He is discovered by a hermit,
Where this dude come from
he hides himself and his horse behind a tree.
How thick is this flipping tree
For eight days Mr. Oldbuck believes himself dead,
Eight days???? EIGHT DAYS. EiGhT DaYS.
Luckily it is only vegetable soup.
IT'S ONLY VEGETABLE SOUP.
Duel between Mr. Oldbuck and his rival.
0 to duel me in 4.5.
Mr. Oldbuck is thrown. His steed retreats to its stable.
Lil horse when YEET with this boy.
Mr. Oldbuck drinks ass's milk
You are what you eat I guess
Eight-and-twenty hours afterwards
This dude was just chilling? Literally just hanging there like "Oh well."
The remedy!!!
This dude goes from 0 to kill me in 3.5.
For eight-and-forty hours he believes himself dead
This will never not be funny.
Looking from the window
How did he not fall over
CIRCUMGIRATIONS
Excuse me, what?
Mr. Obadiah Oldbuck
This dude's name is wild. I love it
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The change is not within the industry itself but within the people that make the industry what it is.
But you can also think about coding as eliciting a specific, desired set of behaviors from computing devices.
Unpacking coding and making it something more than some analytical field is a good way to fix anxieties about it.
The problem is the idea that the alternative to making is usually not doing nothing—it’s almost always doing things for and with other people, from the barista to the Facebook community moderator to the social worker to the surgeon.
It is not often that people are allowed to make simply to make. There is typically a capitalist purpose behind creating.
I’m uncomfortable with any culture that encourages you take on an entire identity, rather than to express a facet of your own identity ("maker," rather than "someone who makes things").
American culture promotes being one thing and not someone of many.
learning to code”, the way computer science is currently taught in high school tends to throw students into the programming deep end, reinforcing the notion that code is just for coders, not artists or doctors or librarians.
Interesting. The obstacle is how people are taught. Not that they should be.
That is, we should support learners in understanding the concepts that form the foundation of computer science. Not simply the code. The thinking. The problem solving.
We can't simply be told to code. You can't just do it as easily as breathing. It's a process.
To understand the operation of a computer — hardware, software, networks — requires more than an act of translation from human language into the computer’s.
You have to truly understand what you're getting into. It's not simply flipping a switch.
To provide "everyone" with access to a technical education means starting earlier (before college, that is) and explicitly supporting girls and under-represented youth in these efforts.
Diversity is a real issue. The hard sciences and IT have always been male dominated fields.
We are (increasingly, almost all) consumers of computer technology; everyone should have the opportunity to learn to be creators of that technology as well. Moreover, focusing on "everyone" is particularly important if you look at the technology industry’s woeful lack of diversity.
It makes sense to completely understand something that we use all the time.
It requires calling into question, not simply computational practices, but dominant models of intellectual development and the rarely challenged assumption that rules and logic are the highest form of reason.
Being conscious of a problem helps bring about solutions for it
Its hard methods are expected to involve "demolishing" an argument and "knocking it down" to size. Here the object of the blows is not a female nature but a male scientific opponent. If science is first a rape, it is then a duel.
This kind of discourse alienates women and keeps them from ever gaining a foothold in a "male" field
From its very foundations, objectivity in science was metaphorically engaged with the language of male domination and female submission.
The patriarchy is one such a thing that is hidden in everything
then in the course of the Oedipal struggle.
Freud always rears his ugly head
Theorists who look at intellectual development as the acquisition of increasingly sophisticated rules would say that children run into problems if the rules they have built are not yet good enough.19 But armed with the idea of "closeness to objects," we can consider a different kind of theory.
there will always be people who think something is wrong when it's just fine
"Thinking like a painter" does not prevent Anne from making a significant technical innovation in the context of her fourth-grade computer culture.
coding comes in many forms
Such casualties are unnecessary. The computer can be a partner in a great diversity of relationships. The computer is an expressive medium that different people can make their own in their own way.
That's true. A computer offers a kind of flexibility that is unique to itself. You can build and craft things any way you want.
When she writes poetry, Lisa experiences language as transparent; she knows where all the elements are at every point in the development of her ideas. She wants her relationship to computer language to be similarly transparent.
I get that. Writing has more fluidity and flexibility than computer language does. It's stiff and more concrete.
Here we address sources of exclusion determined not by rules that keep women out, but by ways of thinking that make them reluctant to join in
That's interesting. I never really thought that women would feel reluctant or unwilling to go into certain fields of work or industry.
When you see people of color, again they are often viewed through the lens of a white male. What would a picture look like if a Black mother took the picture, versus a single white male?
Just as the true, unbiased image of a woman is erased by men and the way they see them, black men and women are viewed and warped to be seen a specific way by the dominate power in society. It's like within the novel Binti where the titular character is seen oddly through the eyes of her peers.
I looked at it through the lens of “who is my customer?”. But I started to see that I couldn’t find images that look like my customers, because my customer is diverse and that’s the problem.
The issue presented to this company was the idea that society doesn't think that black people can afford to buy certain things so stock photos are prefaced towards people society "knows" buys products.
Several solutions have been proposed, including proud ownership of our ignorance and dilettantism.
Sounds like politicians should take note of this.
We might say that all such systems rely on an act of faith
This is a pretty good explaination for search engines. I mean, type something in and have at it. Who knows if you'll get the results you want. All hail the Google.