This is not a story; not yet. Are you engaged? It’s unlikely. Are you engrossed? Almost certainly not.
I think this is a good line about how stories are more than just different statements about something that happened. You need a lot more emotion, adjectives, and a lot of other things in a story to make it memorable or engaging. I think this is very similar to the way we talk as well. When we talk, especially when we are trying to teach something, stating facts is enough. Adding emotion, character, and a lot of other elements make it actually interesting.