Are you taking dormitory inspection? Yes, shan't be long. Chips! Yes? Cough a little before you come to number . Now, Kathy, why? Jones Minor got a box from home today. Did you ever have a dormitory feast? Well, I do remember once, but that's beside the point. Is it? I think you're trying to pull Brookfield down stone by stone. Thought I heard a noise. Must have been the cat.

Your cap, sir! Let me get it for you, sir! No, sir, let me! No, sir, I'll pick it up! No, sir, I will! That will do, thank you! We're glad to help. Do you hear what I say? Go to your places. I have it, sir. I have it. It's a bit battered, sir. Do you lose your cap often? That's a silly question. Give that to me! It's awfully dusty, sir. I'll see to it for you, sir. It won't take a second, sir. Give that to me. What's your name? Colley, sir. Colley, back to your place. Back to your places, all of you. Yes, sir. You will employ the hour in writing an essay on the book you were given to read during the holidays. I understand this was Kingsley's Westward Ho! If you're in difficulty, I'll answer questions. Thank you, sir. Sir? What is it? Is a pencil all right? Of course not, idiot! Who's an idiot? Silence. I'll have no more of it. No more silence, sir? Sir? Who was Queen Elizabeth's husband, sir? She didn't have a husband. Surely you know what she was called? No, sir. What, sir? Well, she was called the vir Well, she was called the Never mind. Oh, sir. Please, sir. Please, tell us, sir. Get on with your work. Sir, who was Cádiz? Who was Cádiz? Who was Cádiz. Cádiz is a town in Spain. Of course, you ass. Isn't he an ass? Don't listen to him. May I kick him, sir? Quiet, please. Quiet. I think we'll get on with our work. Yes, sir. Well, is a pencil all right, sir? I don't care what you use only please get on with your work. Yes, sir. At once, sir. Sir, how do you spell "armada"? Can anyone enlighten this boy? Yes, sir. A M A R D A. No, no, no. A M A D A! A R M D A! No, it's A M A R D A! Silence! Do you hear me? Silence! Silence! Didn't you hear me? The teacher said, "Silence!" Shut up, you lunatic! Boys, do you hear me? Sit down! Be quiet! Sit down, boys! Who did that, sir? I'll kill him for you, sir. Colley! What is this? What is happening? Mr. Chipping?! I'm I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid l It is just years ago this term since I had occasion to cane the entire lower school.

Goodbye Mr. Chips Script

Cheer up. I'm new too. It's not easy to begin with.

Mr. Chipping, we weren't expecting you. Good afternoon, Martin. Good afternoon, sir! Rigby, good afternoon. My governor asked to be remembered. He'll send some grouse. Thank you, Grayson. I shall appreciate that very much. Where did you go for holiday? I stayed home. Glad to see you. Thank you, Mills. The head said you couldn't come out, sir. Couldn't I? How do you do, sir? Collingwoods. You look more like your father every day. Good afternoon, sir. This is my brother. Miller? Miller secundus, eh? Yes, sir. Do they starve you at home, Miller? Hello, sir. Hello, Morgan. Still growing out of your trousers? Your grandfather's trousers were short. Runs in the family. Morgans are always three inches ahead of their trousers.

Locked out. Well, I'll be Well, we'll have to wait. That's all there is to it. So you're a stinker? A stinker, sir? A new boy. That is what we call them here. "Stinkers."

Knock again. What shall I say? Say, "Here I am, Mr. Chips." Here I am, Mr. Chips. What on earth? I can see you're there. What is all this? They told me you wanted to see me, sir. Oh, so they told you, did they?

Assembly. Assembly. Come on, you boys. Assembly. Hurry up, now. Assembly. Assembly. Assembly. Carrie primus. Carrie secundus. Danvers. Denville. Darby.

I mean, Anne Frank, Rodney King, they're almost interchangeable.