Cheetos®, Diet Mountain Dew®, and a wellspring of profound self-loathing.
I am snack-want, beverage-want, but not self-loathing-want! Why is bad feeling win-gift?
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- Apr 2017
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Protest-a-palooza Experience
So "protest" is full-same to "party" or "theatre-perform"?
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The Resistance will be brought to you by PepsiCo
Bubble-syrup makers have authority to declare/resist war? I have storm-realize how importance-have bubble-syrup is to goaafy-Human. Bizarre culture... I am try-hard to have full-understand, but I am full-confuse, fail-soak.
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So Instagram yourself in one of our headscarf cutouts with the hashtag #ThirstIsTheRealTerrorist or in one of our branded Tostitos® cutouts with the hashtag #YouCantBuildAWallAroundFlavor.
Goaafy insult humor? Very emotion-bite.
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headscarf
Headscarf is bad or good for goaafy? Why head-clothing has attention? Audience is fear-have that actress is too warm, sweat-have during video-advertise? Is occupational hazard from costume-wear? I am more not-understand...
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fun, freewheeling, well-styled protest
I think I have wrong-translate... Any alchemist who is Chimera-language-know, is "protest" full-same to "frrinsrantir"? I thought yes... but seems not-right. I have much confuse...
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Welcome all attractive protesters ages 12-24 with a secondary target of those 25-44 year old heads of household with an annual income above $55K!
Why open-greet only protesters who are youth-have, money-have, or beauty-have? Are these the importants and power-have among goaafy? Why do power-haves need protest?
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