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I like the sound of this. I think we really needed to do something different.

Try it out! Does anybody know somebody who would be interested? Spread the word!

Our strong suit~

And an extra 15ish cents on that 17 to a man-folk one! (We're equal opportunity, after all ^.^)

Are we making fun of zookeepers now? Is there no barrier to low for this kind of comedy? I am alerting the Zookeeper Alliance immediately.

I won't be there. This whole column is a travesty. Hasn't Trump made parody illegal? Isn't there a wall somewhere that negates this kind of humor?

Equal Schmequal There is no such thing as a prequel to this rediculous saga.

Thirst is no laughing matter.

You think it comes in size XS?? I feel like a lot of companies don't think about thin people when they create their clothing... ): very unprofessional and adds to the skinny-shaming culture in our society

Love the name!

They're not all monsters. We didn't want to generalize on such a negative topic.

勇気!!!

If you're unsure, it's highly suggested you ask a nearby mayonnaise-looking man-folk. They know everything

We needed to make the point of advocating harmony across different cultures as clear as possible.

Oh I saw!!!! I almost put headscarf on to join her and emphasize NO THREAT with two headscarf ladies.

Speaking of inappropriate, we just received word that our request to use MOAD in our next campaign is a go (from corporate). Pepsi can now be referred to as "The Mother of All Drinks" Yeah booooyyy!!!! We are so FREAKING GENIUS it's not even funny$$

Because random charities that we have no knowledge of their purposes are the best recipients.

Here guys! I made it easier for you! Feel free to add your face!

Don't worry, there is a sound feature on the easy levels--convenience is the creed~ Wouldn't want to exclude any hard-at-sight consumers

Hollow, you say? Au contraire, this move has leagues of depth

This isn't insensitive It's a meaningful reference to the progress we have made as a society.

Great idea! No more, though, it will be too much

Can I get an, how you say, Amen?

if you're asking me, I think the commercial went too overboard with this Diversity Bingo™! Needs more heterosexual white men, if you ask me... the media doesn't do them justice enough today.

See? Pepsi depicts Muslims in a peaceful manner. What a well rounded family company!! On my way to buy their stocks now.

It's a clever play on the physical scarring that was dealt to those who deserved it at the time. It's not at all immoral to throw into the mix.

Yes please! I'd love to know when they're shooting the next one. I wanna be in that big crowd!!

We're hoping to recreate the USA for Africa video during one of our upcoming events....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi0RpNSELas

I'm literally from the shadows of the Other Side's darkest corners and I've never heard of a better deal, tbh~

Big is an understatement. This is HUGE it is so great, really great, it is a-mazing.

We, with PepsiCo will Make Advertising Great Again.

You read it here.

This would be a perfect arena to roll out our new slogan, "The Struggle is Real"...I mean, like, who can't relate to having no lipstick on. What could be worse than that?

This video inspired millions<3 Share the Wealth!

Headscarf - a classy touch, da, and becomes a very generalized representation of different cultures and religious affiliations. Smart for PepsiCo to save so much money and make everyone feel included (so important to goaafy society these days, after all).

getupstandup

We're working on some strategical product placement opportunities which clearly show our top competitor being consumed by losers, poor people and anyone over 45. Sweeeeet!!!

Hey, now, this isn't the Oppression Olympics. Some of these rouges seriously stick! The Struggle (TM) is real~

I am snack-want, beverage-want, but not self-loathing-want! Why is bad feeling win-gift?

We love the idea of branding generations as Jenner-ations... Think of all the generations we can get rocking out, and they should be drinking Pepsi in videos like this (Tom in graphics says we can CGI it in)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY

I think Tweak in a Turban has merit, too~ judging from what I know of the Somethingness world...

Nothing is "too edgy" after this post. >.>

So "protest" is full-same to "party" or "theatre-perform"?

I'm glad that they're realizing that all chips are equal and deserve to be included in this statement. Even though Doritos are dominating the market and virtually need no more advertising to ensure their success, supporting and including them is just as important as supporting and including their less successful and oppressed marketing brother, Bickel's ™ chips.

We need to tap in to the marketing angle of head scarves for the middle class white housewife demographic

エキサイティング！

Now if it was, "NOT A RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORIST WE CHECKED" then we could talk, am I right? ;) (When in doubt, pander, yeah?)

Definitely fills in the blank of mattering http://politichicks.com/2015/09/the-fill-in-the-blank-lives-matter-divide/

"Okay, okay guys, here me out: "ArrestingFacts." This is a great, catchy way to spin off of the 'AlternativeFacts' thing all the kids are talking about. And we're Pepsi. If anyone knows what the people want, it's US."

Bubble-syrup makers have authority to declare/resist war? I have storm-realize how importance-have bubble-syrup is to goaafy-Human. Bizarre culture... I am try-hard to have full-understand, but I am full-confuse, fail-soak.

Note to self: add a "(not sorry)" here to show we're on that idfc trend on fleek~

Nice wording! Really captures that bar-crawl aesthetic young and old blood just seem to adore~

Ripe with the sharp tang of apathy year round~

Again, guys, we got to mind those Ps and Qs~ The young blood has grown wise to the subtleties of misdirection and appropriation. Gotta get some new tricks~

Goaafy insult humor? Very emotion-bite.

Headscarf is bad or good for goaafy? Why head-clothing has attention? Audience is fear-have that actress is too warm, sweat-have during video-advertise? Is occupational hazard from costume-wear? I am more not-understand...

I think I have wrong-translate... Any alchemist who is Chimera-language-know, is "protest" full-same to "frrinsrantir"? I thought yes... but seems not-right. I have much confuse...

What an amazing target age! This will really get people going. Exactly what we need

Why open-greet only protesters who are youth-have, money-have, or beauty-have? Are these the importants and power-have among goaafy? Why do power-haves need protest?

A tad too on the nose, unfair guys. Confer with your lawyer-men 'bout those words choices. Never name the game~

Can we also remediate Cyndi Lauper? Or she is a Coke person? Check the legal files ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

I guess our lawyers work fast! See query from above!

Please make sure our tech head crew has the Augmented Reality app ready to go ... This test did not even feature Pepsi. Can we intimidate our tech heads? Or do we risk a hack? Damn. Times have changed.

This is why we get paid the millions in yearly bonus and why Martin is now running to get us coffee somewhere in the midwest.

This visual should play well in the social media world

We have heard from our children that this text message may be a possible double entrende. Please ask our lawyers to investigate that that means. Double Entrende? Sounds too Frenchy to us.

The map ...

A clever subtle reference to Anita Bryant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ld8DQkC6po

Nice work McSweeny

This bit was the pivotal turn in the video, maybe that opening sequence a tad long, but gave it a lot of time to build to the moment, when everything busted open. Yes, it took 12 takes to get it perfect, but so worth it. A throwback to classic movies

https://media0.giphy.com/media/GQZQwJWuRrAfm/giphy.gif

A strong opening that only faintly ties back to the so wholesome Coca Cola commercial with the 60s reference (though it was 1971, looking back it looks like the 1960s, e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxHqWUnp2e4

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