- Apr 2017
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Shoot first
Our strong suit~
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17 cents
And an extra 15ish cents on that 17 to a man-folk one! (We're equal opportunity, after all ^.^)
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We know, we know, it’ll be hard to choose which poor decision to make!
If you're unsure, it's highly suggested you ask a nearby mayonnaise-looking man-folk. They know everything
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the nonwhites, and the gays
Don't worry, there is a sound feature on the easy levels--convenience is the creed~ Wouldn't want to exclude any hard-at-sight consumers
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fundamental Refreshment!
Can I get an, how you say, Amen?
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a wellspring of profound self-loathing
I'm literally from the shadows of the Other Side's darkest corners and I've never heard of a better deal, tbh~
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to wipe off her lipstick with her bare hand
Hey, now, this isn't the Oppression Olympics. Some of these rouges seriously stick! The Struggle (TM) is real~
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Picture Yourself In a Headscarf
I think Tweak in a Turban has merit, too~ judging from what I know of the Somethingness world...
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“NON-THREATENING LADY IN HEADSCARF”
Now if it was, "NOT A RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORIST WE CHECKED" then we could talk, am I right? ;) (When in doubt, pander, yeah?)
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“Sorry about your ancestors!”
Note to self: add a "(not sorry)" here to show we're on that idfc trend on fleek~
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fun, freewheeling, well-styled protest to the other
Nice wording! Really captures that bar-crawl aesthetic young and old blood just seem to adore~
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Pure Premium Orange Juice
Ripe with the sharp tang of apathy year round~
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opportunistic
Again, guys, we got to mind those Ps and Qs~ The young blood has grown wise to the subtleties of misdirection and appropriation. Gotta get some new tricks~
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opportunistically
A tad too on the nose, unfair guys. Confer with your lawyer-men 'bout those words choices. Never name the game~
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Nílim
Nach bhfuil tú ag baint úsáide as an frása i gceart~
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pesky faerie
Yeygl ugrf rfc lykc-ayjjgle, Dycpc-Egpj-uyllyzc~
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taunting
rfc rcjj gq rfc ryslr, dycpgc-egpj-uyllyzc
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eye
Qm ufw lmr pcnspnmqc rfc "yaacqqmpgcq" glrm yarsyj mlcq jgic zmuq? Kcrfgliq rfcw'b yr jcyqr zc md sqc rfcl... Qglac wms'pc yjj ynnypclrjw kmpc zjglb rfyl kwqcjd ^.^
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Which is which?
Umsjbl'r wms jgic rm ilmu :N
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