by some people who care enough to notice

sweaty in bed every night

128 rooms? For a family of 3? That’s insane a lot. What the hell are they all even for?

she and my mum were Potions partners all through school

Molly Weasley takes care of him

Muggle Studies

Andromeda Tonks

Defence and Healing Magic

she’s been very adamant on breaking up old house prejudices this year

I encourage him whenever he’s wary and he holds me back when I’m being too reckless

If an Expelliarmus is all that’s needed, why even consider using any form of violence?

testing that fan repellant theory of yours sometime

precious little arse

poor vocabulary

It honestly makes me feel like a man reborn

I cannot wait to wipe that smug grin off your stupid face

being allowed back

tartan and all

this restoration will have me look like a bona fide Adonis once I get out of here

the muggle way

ooking like a tornado just popped by for a visit

it effectively ruined my entire week.

A question for you, though, do you possess the cool level-headedness and strategic mindset needed to become an auror? Or do you plan to jump heedlessly into the fray as usual?

That is not to say I have stopped caring about you, Potter, nor that you are not important to me still. And I promise you this: as soon as the circumstances allow, I will be back by your side, pestering your every waking moment as if no time has passed at all. How could I ever deny you my enchanting presence now that I know how much you long for it? And who knows, having me by your side might also help to repel those presumptuous admirers of yours? I bet one icy glare from yours truly — the despised death eater — would be enough for them all to beat a hasty retreat.

I wish I could be there for you, to be able to deliver your daily dose of Draco perfection

eye people

I have never taken you for a hair person

So, you miss me, do you?

they’re better than the ones where I have to watch you bleed to death on a wet tiled floor; at least I get to end my life on a broom

Feels strange without you here, though. You might have been a royal pain in the arse since day one, but… I guess Hogwarts just isn’t the same without your haughty sneer to get on my nerves.Now, go brush your teeth, you fucking drama queen.

push me to my limits the way you always used to do

You know what? Once you’re out of that place, how about meeting up for a seekers’ game sometime, just you and me and the snitch? For old time’s sake?

Do you ever miss it, Malfoy?

he even took ten house points from me

McGonagall

And I can’t even complain about it, ‘cause then people would think I’m an ungrateful bastard.

Your mouth must taste like

I can’t even imagine how foul your breath must be by now

silly

The answer is bound to hurt your pride even more, so if you don’t think you can man up and handle it like a normal person, just skip to the next paragraph, okay?

impeccable porcelain skin

I once used to know

there’s the prat we all love to hate

but a hero’s wet dream

plebian

Is Peeves still pestering the corridors, at least? Is Binns still droning on as usual? Who was appointed as the new Headmaster?

if my memory serves me correctly, that is what you always wanted to become, right?

ground human teeth

tooth paste

I never would have thought a simple muggle invention like that could ever be able to improve my quality of life to such an extent

I had nearly forgotten what it felt like, being warm and dry

And I encourage you to imagine me on my knees, looking up at you adoringly as I say:

shall rise to the occasion and indulge you in your quest for canonisation.

who am I

Hero Potter,

Hmm, I’m curious now. What else did you get in that kit? Care to tell me?

the new term

I blame your letter

I’m guessing you have them too, so I reckon you know what it’s like.

at the Burrow

your pretentious loopy cursive

Malfoy

compared to the chicken scratches I remember you being the culprit of back in school. I have not held a quill in eight months; what is your excuse?

with a witch or wizard of my choosing.

Can you believe it, Potter? Me, good? In their eyes? No, me neither. You should be proud of me.

He is not allowed to talk to me, nor I to him, but that is all right.

Muggle Survival Kit

that will probably be the first spell I cast; Lumos.