https://www.facebook.com/netflixus/videos/690382844856895/

Cell phones have evolved legs: they get us to carry them around in our pockets.

Much like corn and dogs have evolved to increase their fecundity by symbiotic relationships with humans...

10 Things Jerry Seinfeld Can't Live Without by [[GQ]]

It's a great thing to waste time. The secret of life is to waste time in ways that you like. —Jerry Seinfeld 6:18

Even if you're writing comedy, a legal pad, it says, "I'm taking this seriously." —Jerry Seinfeld 2:31

https://web.archive.org/web/20210726040837/https://lifehacker.com/jerry-seinfelds-productivity-secret-281626

Jerry Seinfeld used a calendar and crossed off days on which he wrote as a productivity tool. After marking off a few days with "x"s his goal was to not break the chain of work.

Actor and comedian Jerry Seinfeld, arguably the most influential comedian of his generation, wrote in his book Is This Anything?:

Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old- school accordion folders . . . A lot of people I’ve talked to

link to other comedian practices: This one is most similar to George Carlin perhaps, though not as zany. Also similar to Adam Sandler, though he uses spiral bound notebooks.