web standards are so inscrutably complex and fast-moving that building and maintaining a new browser from scratch requires the resources of a medium-sized nation-state

If I’m curious about how something works, I can usually be reading the code within a few seconds.

A 95 percent opt-out rate was a resounding success. It rivaled election results in Turkmenistan.

So we're trapped, trapped, double-trapped, triple-trapped. Any way we go, we find that we're trapped.

This is the greatest PR I've ever seen in my life (well, in the last month anyways)

Apologies: it's hyperbole. The parent site has a bunch of "spend x to get one of y Steam games" deals, which is what I was referring to. it was not meant literally. Just an attempt to build common ground with the poster who was talking about gambling and fomo.I thought they were referencing the larger site, so I wanted to acknowledge that so I didn't come off as dismissive of their concerns.Which turned out to be entirely separate concerns! Obviating the reason for the comment in the first place.Anyway, sorry for the short novel. But that's the danger of pithy one-liners: assumed context for the poster can be entirely lost in translation.Thanks for coming to my public apology press release?

Let’s honor him by revitalizing the law that he was willing to die for.”

ClickFunnels is for ambitious dads who want to leave their 9-5 job. It’s for stay-at-home moms who want to build a business of their own. It’s for the college grad who wants to make extra money online.  Ultimately, it’s for crazy entrepreneur-types who want to change the world and build a better life. 

you expect some hyperbole during these presentations and you should of course question and verify the claims being made.

Legos are an evil plague.

Two Miami people can make more noise greeting each other in an elevator than the entire city of Des Moines makes on New Year’s Eve.

my primary responsibility as a soccer dad was to stand on the sideline with the other parents and shout “Sophie, kick the ball!” several hundred times per game.

she uses several hyperboles

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   No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move;

Climate change might be worse than thought after scientists find major mistake in water temperature readings The sea was much colder than previously thought, the study suggests, indicating that climate change is advancing at an unprecedented rate

so extraordinary and so powerful

The Phantom Edit had done something that would have been unimaginable a decade earlier. One creative individual took Hollywood’s finished product as raw material and extracted from within it his own film. So

How far this oversteps the canons of certainty!